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VE Day anniversary to be f**king ironic
Yesterday at 5:09 pm
We ask you: which ‘random country that has not fought a war’ was JD Vance referring to?
Yesterday at 1:09 pm
Woman playfully tests new boyfriend by brutally criticising everything about him
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Trump to hold Starmer’s jacket in Ukraine confrontation
February 28, 2025 at 1:10 pm
Starmer clearly the bottom
February 28, 2025 at 11:41 am
‘I am not the father,’ says Daddy Pig
February 28, 2025 at 10:25 am
The Hunger Games: Films featuring an evil president who’s still preferable to Trump
February 28, 2025 at 9:09 am
Hopes rising that US might take Tommy Robinson
February 27, 2025 at 6:08 pm
Cousin marriage: do we really need the BBC to tell us it’s a bad idea?
February 27, 2025 at 5:10 pm
‘My jam has MDMA in,’ says Kate
February 27, 2025 at 4:09 pm
Nose picking, and other activities people think are invisible when performed in a car
February 27, 2025 at 12:10 pm
‘Bring me your sex traffickers, your money launderers, your rapists and pimps’
February 27, 2025 at 10:59 am
Which dick moves will Trump be using to intimidate Starmer?
February 27, 2025 at 10:11 am
You know what, maybe I’ll concentrate on representing the people of Clacton
Yesterday at 11:08 am
Man’s attempt to get dumped reveals how low bar could have been all along
Yesterday at 10:11 am
Seventeen sickening crimes I have logged in my Meghan Hate Book this week, by Amanda Platell
Yesterday at 9:12 am
World not ready for 30-second glimpse into Trump’s brain
February 27, 2025 at 9:09 am
‘Sitting next to a corpse is extra’ says Ryanair
February 26, 2025 at 5:13 pm
‘It’s educational,’ and other justifications Bonnie Blue may not have thoroughly thought through
February 26, 2025 at 1:11 pm
Trump agrees deal for demineralisation of Ukraine
February 26, 2025 at 12:01 pm
Nigel Farage volunteers for role as scheming, cheating quartermaster
February 26, 2025 at 11:13 am
Franz Ferdinand and other bands too Scottish to be really likeable
February 26, 2025 at 10:11 am
Man has bad feeling about next 20-30 years
February 26, 2025 at 9:10 am
‘While the 21st century’s Churchill stands in the wings awaiting his cue’ thinks one man
February 25, 2025 at 4:14 pm
Sex in the Cotswolds: is it qualitatively better than sex in less desirable postcodes?
February 25, 2025 at 1:11 pm
Movies, and other things that can only be enjoyed after extensive online research
February 25, 2025 at 11:58 am
Abrdn in ‘common sense’ rebranding
March 4, 2025 at 5:11 pm
JD Vance shaken to find Britain involved in World War Two
March 4, 2025 at 4:28 pm
Trump’s dickometer higher than Musk’s twatcounter for today
March 4, 2025 at 1:10 pm
Miserable man syndrome definitely nothing to do with us, agree wives
February 25, 2025 at 11:14 am
Window cleaners, and five other people you’re too middle-class to sack
February 25, 2025 at 10:08 am
‘You’re locked in here with me’: Mike Amesbury MP’s prison survival guide
February 25, 2025 at 9:08 am
Trump not sure which Fox News host should replace Zelensky
February 24, 2025 at 3:09 pm
‘I’ve got a cool name for my wanting loads of sex’
February 24, 2025 at 1:08 pm
Man torn between spending evening with wife or watching something decent
February 24, 2025 at 12:13 pm
Anti-vaxxer couldn’t give a f**k about fat jabs
February 24, 2025 at 11:00 am
German voters turn retro
February 24, 2025 at 10:11 am
How to distance yourself from your car’s ill-informed far-right views, by a Tesla driver
February 24, 2025 at 9:09 am
The six worst celebrities to be caught in a K-hole with
February 21, 2025 at 5:37 pm
Lazy bastard ordering pancakes on Deliveroo
March 4, 2025 at 11:58 am
Half of adults to be obese by 2050, unless a hero saves them with a depression and world war
March 4, 2025 at 10:58 am
New couple desperately wondering when they can stop doing everything together
March 4, 2025 at 10:14 am
We ask you: How are you contorting yourself to still back Trump?
February 21, 2025 at 5:37 pm
But why are you completely on Russia’s side, though, Trump asked
February 21, 2025 at 5:07 pm
America evil after all
February 21, 2025 at 1:08 pm
The Archbishop of Canterbury on… Liz Truss crawling up the arse of Trump
February 21, 2025 at 12:07 pm
Students unaware they were supposed to be keeping Neighbours alive
February 21, 2025 at 11:07 am
Middle-aged British men’s fragile masculinity bought by Amazon
February 21, 2025 at 10:10 am
Nan knew how to use internet all along, discover betrayed family
February 21, 2025 at 9:10 am
Mark E Smith’s £484,000 legacy means all former Fall members get £1.33
February 20, 2025 at 5:08 pm
Just ignore him and my decade-long association with him, says Farage
February 20, 2025 at 4:09 pm
A white home counties roadman is forced to sell him’s retro drip on Vinted
February 20, 2025 at 1:08 pm
Bet365, and other private providers providing assisted dying to Britain
March 4, 2025 at 9:09 am
Death rate reaches new low while still 100 per cent
March 3, 2025 at 4:10 pm
America to miss first few years of world war as usual
March 3, 2025 at 3:09 pm
Sleaford Mods, and other bands whose regional accents ruin their songs
February 20, 2025 at 12:11 pm
Sinkhole God’s punishment for voting Tory, Surrey realises
February 20, 2025 at 11:11 am
Good men all gone and mediocre ones in short supply, woman realises
February 20, 2025 at 10:10 am
World War Two started when Poland invaded Germany: History according to Donald Trump
February 20, 2025 at 9:14 am
Trump, Musk and Putin looking for fourth cockstick
February 19, 2025 at 4:59 pm
Disney’s next five MAGA animated movies for kids
February 19, 2025 at 1:12 pm
Wellard, and six other EastEnders characters that should make a shock 40th anniversary return
February 19, 2025 at 12:15 pm
Man instantly regrets spontaneous bath wank
February 19, 2025 at 11:09 am
Doctor Who to go back in time and kill wokeness before it kills him
February 19, 2025 at 10:12 am
‘Actually cassettes have a higher range of frequency response’: a guide to shutting down vinyl wankers
February 19, 2025 at 9:12 am
Why the Trump-Zelensky meeting was a triumph for the US and the world, by nutters like Liz Truss
March 3, 2025 at 1:09 pm
Anora scoops Oscar for best thought-provoking tits
March 3, 2025 at 12:10 pm
Single woman’s busy social life discussed in pitying tone of pensioner with lapdog
March 3, 2025 at 11:10 am
World cannot wait to buy living shit out of Meghan’s lifestyle brand
February 18, 2025 at 5:06 pm
Saudi Arabia only counts as neutral ground if you’re a bastard
February 18, 2025 at 1:08 pm
Alcohol the load-bearing element of friendship, man discovers
February 18, 2025 at 12:11 pm
Don’t just do oral, and other conception tips for morons
February 18, 2025 at 11:14 am
Ukraine begins Panama-Greenland-Canada talks on USA’s behalf
February 18, 2025 at 10:13 am
F**k: nepo baby actually really good
February 18, 2025 at 9:08 am
Only Demi Moore snubbed at Baftas
February 17, 2025 at 6:08 pm
Six lessons you’re expected to learn from the new Bridget Jones film: a guide for men
February 17, 2025 at 1:09 pm
Why Timothee Chalamet must date someone classier and more cultured than Kylie Jenner: an open letter
February 17, 2025 at 12:09 pm
War! I knew something was missing, says Starmer
February 17, 2025 at 11:08 am
The White Lotus: Butlin’s Skegness confirmed
March 3, 2025 at 10:09 am
US demands Zelensky submit to daytime makeover
March 3, 2025 at 9:07 am
From Tomb Raider to Rightmove via masturbation: Your changing home computing over time
February 28, 2025 at 6:11 pm
Manic Street Preachers, and other bands who think they’re so bloody clever because they’ve read a book
February 17, 2025 at 10:08 am
Self-employed, independent consultant and other LinkedIn terms for unemployed
February 17, 2025 at 9:08 am
So-called hard man only bullies his mates
February 14, 2025 at 5:58 pm
The boss’s former coke habit, and six other uncomfortable truths you learn about co-workers after the third round
February 14, 2025 at 5:38 pm
We ask you: did you manage to get a Valentine’s shag last night, or what?
February 14, 2025 at 5:11 pm
Beyonce fans accidentally buy Black Sabbath tickets and vice versa
February 14, 2025 at 1:08 pm
Vaguely in shape dad sets unrealistic beauty standard for men
February 14, 2025 at 11:53 am
A selfie, a friendship bracelet, no new invasions until 2029: The tough concessions Trump is demanding from Putin
February 14, 2025 at 10:53 am
Seven classic expenses fiddles they can’t touch you for. By Rachel Reeves
February 14, 2025 at 9:07 am
Alcohol-free World Cup to be just some men kicking a ball
February 13, 2025 at 4:08 pm
We ask you: what excellent reasons can you think of for sending Katy Perry into space?
February 28, 2025 at 5:54 pm
Prince Andrew settles down to relive happy memories with Epstein files
February 28, 2025 at 4:10 pm
Anneliese Dodds resignation means no Annelieses in cabinet
February 28, 2025 at 3:10 pm
Why it takes us five whole days to reply to your messages: The pathetic excuses of slow texters
February 13, 2025 at 12:10 pm
How to get that hot Elon Musk look
February 13, 2025 at 11:09 am
Dickhead friend into nicotine pouches now
February 13, 2025 at 10:09 am
How to repress your homoerotic feelings about the Trump-Putin love affair: A MAGA guide
February 13, 2025 at 8:56 am
Israel-Gaza ceasefire may not last because of everything and everyone involved
February 12, 2025 at 5:08 pm
My drug use is entirely transparent, says Elon Musk
February 12, 2025 at 4:10 pm
