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Financially pressured millennial can only afford to cover entire body in tattoos
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The sad bastard’s guide to using entirely inappropriate websites to try and pull women
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France to return to monarchy
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How to avoid allegations of inappropriate behaviour at your Christmas do, with Gregg Wallace
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K-pop acts still living under martial law, fans reassured
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Renationalised rail firms to be as great as local councils
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