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I’m single, childless and alone, and I blame feminism even though I spent years shagging Boris Johnson
Today at 2:59 pm
Man waiting for correct opinion on Iran helicopter crash to emerge so he can have it
Today at 10:59 am
Universities cost more than ever and are going bust: a guide to the Tory economic model, with Jeremy Hunt
Today at 10:19 am
Hopes grow that Harry and Meghan are broke and will soon be homeless
May 14, 2024 at 4:16 pm
Dead office workers costing Britain millions, say Tories
May 14, 2024 at 12:14 pm
Porn mags in bushes and other areas of British nature in crisis
May 14, 2024 at 11:12 am
Teen spends three hours agonising over what to wear to hang out in car park
May 14, 2024 at 10:13 am
Mate in the group chat who never says anything died in 2019
May 14, 2024 at 9:07 am
Age-gap relationships in films judged for their acceptability by a bloke
May 14, 2024 at 8:11 am
Not being a total f**king moron, and six other ways to avoid falling for a romance scammer
May 13, 2024 at 11:59 am
Fear that young people’s mortgages will outlast their student loans
May 13, 2024 at 11:18 am
Body positivity over, be skinny with big tits again, women told
May 13, 2024 at 10:16 am
Workmate who saw Northern Lights putting on astounding display of smugness
May 13, 2024 at 9:15 am
What is manifesting and why is it bollocks?
Today at 9:15 am
Why my vile, abusive teenager shouldn’t have been suspended from school because I don’t want her at home either
Today at 8:15 am
Major European city great place to get pissed, reports couple
May 17, 2024 at 4:21 pm
Six pop songs that will actually genuinely help you revise for your GCSEs
May 13, 2024 at 8:13 am
Glorious sunshine reveals you’re living like a filthy animal
May 10, 2024 at 5:13 pm
We ask you: is it time for the UK to leave Eurovision?
May 10, 2024 at 5:13 pm
Britain’s photographers in tireless quest for clichéd hot weather pictures
May 10, 2024 at 3:11 pm
Normal people mourn the return of Doctor Who
May 10, 2024 at 10:14 am
Indecisive true crime fan still has no idea how she’d get rid of a body
May 10, 2024 at 9:14 am
‘Big bike nonces’ and other dangers we’re only aware of thanks to Joey Barton
May 10, 2024 at 8:11 am
Plonker, git, tosspot and numpty not obscene enough, says Britain
May 9, 2024 at 3:11 pm
Incel wondering if being even more self-pitying will get him laid
May 9, 2024 at 10:59 am
‘So, who else hates scum?’: Six failed conversation starters with defector MP Natalie Elphicke
May 9, 2024 at 10:12 am
We ask you: will you follow the Vatican’s new rules on supernatural phenomena?
May 17, 2024 at 3:57 pm
Woman’s nails count as disability
May 17, 2024 at 3:12 pm
Millions of Britons living on less money than they would ideally prefer
May 17, 2024 at 11:59 am
‘An erection on the bus is a sex crime’: Unexpected problems of having a 12″ penis
May 9, 2024 at 9:01 am
Current nightmarish geopolitical clusterf**k has us a bit out of our depth, Eurovision admits
May 9, 2024 at 8:16 am
Sunak thinking of defecting
May 8, 2024 at 4:00 pm
We ask you: what secrets will defecting Tory MP Natalie Elphicke bring with her?
May 8, 2024 at 11:47 am
Mansplaining man actually correct
May 8, 2024 at 10:14 am
16 so-called art masterpieces you could bang out in half-an-hour pissed
May 8, 2024 at 9:15 am
How to replace the Millennial slang you didn’t understand with Gen Z slang you don’t understand
May 8, 2024 at 8:16 am
King Charles doesn’t have time to see Harry in Royal dick move
May 7, 2024 at 5:12 pm
Scotland’s new first minister to be bald bloke
May 7, 2024 at 3:12 pm
Chicken wings, pomegranates, and other food too insubstantial to be worth the f**king effort
May 7, 2024 at 10:15 am
Man divides his age by two, adds seven, ignores result
May 17, 2024 at 10:15 am
Talk dirty about the Corn Laws: How to have a Regency period sex life like in Bridgerton
May 17, 2024 at 9:15 am
‘I will do pantomime,’ threatens Spacey
May 17, 2024 at 8:12 am
Wanker friend on holiday in Japan
May 7, 2024 at 9:11 am
Nationalism silly when other countries do it
May 7, 2024 at 8:11 am
Woman who loses three fingers in accident just glad she has something to tell her hairdresser
May 3, 2024 at 5:13 pm
Festival offers selection of acts you would not pay to see individually
May 3, 2024 at 5:13 pm
We ask you: should cafes ban laptops and their overpaid scum users?
May 3, 2024 at 5:13 pm
China launches probe into prog rock’s popularity
May 3, 2024 at 4:16 pm
Sunak pins hopes on new pandemic
May 3, 2024 at 12:13 pm
What employers want to see on your LinkedIn profile: A guide for Conservative MPs
May 3, 2024 at 10:46 am
Changing leader again would be funny, Tories assured
May 3, 2024 at 9:12 am
10 albums that are best-selling because people are vacant, undiscerning sheep
May 3, 2024 at 8:14 am
Stop confusing us by saying ‘the Queen’, UK tells media
May 16, 2024 at 5:13 pm
Anything that warmed your heart during lockdown was bullshit
May 16, 2024 at 4:15 pm
Showgirls, and other famously shit films people pretend are ironically good but they’re not
May 16, 2024 at 11:14 am
Baby Reindeer latest show to confuse morons who think television is real
May 2, 2024 at 2:11 pm
‘It’s a lovely sunny day here,’ says someone 300 miles away as if that’s surprising
May 2, 2024 at 11:15 am
Temu, and other brands which you aren’t sure what they are but they seem dodgy as f**k
May 2, 2024 at 10:02 am
Richard Madeley’s Middle England guide to Kendrick Lamar vs Drake, and other rap beefs
May 2, 2024 at 9:16 am
If you listen closely you can hear the Tories crashing and burning
May 2, 2024 at 7:58 am
House prices fall leaving everyone who owns a house looking a right dick
May 1, 2024 at 3:00 pm
We ask you: will you heartlessly punish blameless Tory councillors in tomorrow’s elections?
May 1, 2024 at 12:03 pm
Museums should have pubs instead of gift shops, nation agrees
May 1, 2024 at 10:16 am
Duolingo, and other stressful app reminders that can f**k off
May 1, 2024 at 9:15 am
Seven terrible things about London, the city I hate, by mayoral candidate Susan Hall
May 1, 2024 at 8:10 am
Six fixes f**k all, Starmer told
May 16, 2024 at 10:14 am
The disturbing new sex education curriculum, as written by Tory MPs
May 16, 2024 at 9:14 am
Assassination while Europe teeters on brink of war ‘thrillingly retro’, says world
May 16, 2024 at 7:58 am
We don’t care who we send to Rwanda, says Home Office
April 30, 2024 at 3:14 pm
Man waxing nostalgic about good old DVDs until he tries to watch one of the bastards
April 30, 2024 at 10:16 am
Middle-aged women delighted by ugly modern fashions
April 30, 2024 at 9:15 am
Charlie Dimmock, and other unlikely sexual fantasies Britain was bloody obsessed with
April 30, 2024 at 8:11 am
Sunak to invade Scotland for easy win
April 29, 2024 at 2:12 pm
Pissing on a picture of Thatcher: the initiation ceremony for Tories defecting to Labour
April 29, 2024 at 10:58 am
Blackstar, and other albums the artist cleverly promoted by dying
April 29, 2024 at 10:14 am
Who needs opposition? The SNP show how to f**k it up all on your own
April 29, 2024 at 9:10 am
Man confident if he apologises enough he’ll stop being white
April 29, 2024 at 8:14 am
Deep Heat, Piriton, and other useless medicines only recommended by girlfriends
April 26, 2024 at 5:14 pm
Britain closer to achieving goal of no water without shit in it
May 15, 2024 at 5:01 pm
We ask you: why are foreign cities so hostile to pissed-up Brits urinating on monuments?
May 15, 2024 at 12:00 pm
Looks not everything but they are about 95 per cent, scientists confirm
May 15, 2024 at 11:01 am
We ask you: are your children boozing enough?
April 26, 2024 at 5:14 pm
Scotland to give up
April 26, 2024 at 4:13 pm
Captain Tom’s house to become migrant processing centre
April 26, 2024 at 3:15 pm
How to be a strong leader everybody loves: Sunak’s guide for Yousaf
April 26, 2024 at 10:29 am
Girlfriends keen to break snuggling-sex connection
April 26, 2024 at 9:01 am
Charlotte Church, and other celebs who stupidly didn’t stay 12
April 26, 2024 at 8:12 am
Humza Yousaf waiting for teachable spider moment
April 25, 2024 at 5:01 pm
Yellow by Coldplay, and other songs which justify taking money off a busker
April 25, 2024 at 11:59 am
Swifties, and other fanbases that are certifiably f**king mental
April 25, 2024 at 11:03 am
Labour confirms they will do the bleeding obvious
April 25, 2024 at 10:00 am
The French, the Belgians and other nations you’re allowed to mock
May 15, 2024 at 10:19 am
‘My new portrait reflects my desire to, as Slayer sang, Reign In Blood’ says Charles
May 15, 2024 at 9:02 am
‘My friend has inadvertently shat upon your table’: Useful phrases for Brits in Magaluf
May 15, 2024 at 8:15 am
Nigel Farage ‘will be allowed to make love to Lee Anderson on air’ – Ofcom
April 25, 2024 at 9:20 am
Runaway London horses desperate to carve out media career
April 25, 2024 at 7:57 am
Richard Osman to play all roles in adaptation of Richard Osman novel
April 24, 2024 at 2:16 pm
We ask you: will your children join Shapps and Sunak’s fighting men?
April 24, 2024 at 12:14 pm
Kate’s photo of Louis is perfect in every way, grovels media that has learnt its f**king lesson
April 24, 2024 at 10:00 am
Inconsiderate boyfriend’s sincere apology sucks fun out of girlfriend’s rage
April 24, 2024 at 9:12 am
