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Fawlty valve possible source of Torquay parasite outbreak
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Liz Truss wins worst memoir of the year, pipping Fifty Shades of Grayling
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Caption Competition: Friday 24th May
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Last week's racing at Devon - Jumps at Newton Abbot, Trots at Brixham
Today at 3:16 pm
Delicate negotiations might persuade USA to move "S" from "Legos" to end of "Math"
Today at 12:15 pm
Customers advise South West Water to boil their heads
Today at 8:59 am
Boats on all English rivers now required to have a poop deck
Yesterday at 3:28 pm
NHS offers hospital beds via Booking.com
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Meringue making champion beaten by a whisker
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Supermarket shelf stacker moved from laundry products is out of his comfort zone
May 18, 2024 at 8:26 pm
All Universities required to become Diversities
May 18, 2024 at 8:26 pm
Baker street sewer blocked - no sh!t, Sherlock
May 18, 2024 at 8:13 pm
Journalist in toilet warns that her report contains flush photography
May 17, 2024 at 8:18 pm
Meanwhile, in the Israeli War Cabinet room ...
Today at 6:25 am
Preparing for government
Today at 6:15 am
Health Ministry plot to kill Keith Richards
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Welsh First Minister sacks assembly member over leeks
May 17, 2024 at 6:17 pm
David Cop-a-feel
May 16, 2024 at 8:11 pm
Charles: 'Can you make it look like I'm bathing in the blood of my enemies?'
May 16, 2024 at 8:11 pm
Tories unveil Stop The Turncoats campaign
May 16, 2024 at 7:56 pm
David Attenborough to do voiceover for PMQs
May 16, 2024 at 6:26 am
Race on for Tories' choice of GE campaign song
May 16, 2024 at 6:11 am
Under 9s sex education lessons moved to bike sheds
May 15, 2024 at 7:47 pm
Starmer's focus shifts from small boats to asylum seeking Tory MPs
May 15, 2024 at 7:47 pm
Parasite found in Devon water is 'not Prince Harry'
May 15, 2024 at 7:47 pm
Sunak speech: 'I'm stealing all your money. Ha ha ha ha.'
May 15, 2024 at 1:59 pm
Covid hiding in your 5G antenna, with Lord Lucan.
Yesterday at 11:55 am
Panic as new blood test gives seven years notice of cancer
Yesterday at 11:11 am
NHS must listen to whistleblowers, says Health Secretary
Yesterday at 6:25 am
Special offer: The Complete Queen Elizabeth II Quotations
May 15, 2024 at 11:01 am
Nature red in tooth and claw
May 15, 2024 at 6:26 am
Woman gets medal for punching crocodile. Croc seeks a rematch
May 15, 2024 at 6:26 am
Three word slogan central to Tory election campaign will be 'Hobble The Good'
May 15, 2024 at 6:12 am
Sunak turns down invitation to appear on I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue
May 14, 2024 at 9:47 pm
Rishi goes a whole week without talk of a leadership contest
May 14, 2024 at 9:32 pm
Rishi offers nudes in profile
May 14, 2024 at 2:12 pm
If you thought the last 14 years were bad, vote Tory to see what comes next - Sunak
May 14, 2024 at 10:59 am
Man sent home with pig kidney and a big tub of oinkment
May 14, 2024 at 8:12 am
Emptying the Policy Exchange stink tank after Sunak's speech
May 14, 2024 at 6:25 am
Meanwhile, down in Devon ...
Yesterday at 6:25 am
Water company shareholders demand more waterborne disease outbreaks
Yesterday at 6:12 am
Xi and Putin, BFF's awkward PDA
May 18, 2024 at 12:28 pm
Prime Minister's Questions to have Summer tour of UK
May 14, 2024 at 6:25 am
No more colours left, admit paint manufacturers
May 14, 2024 at 6:10 am
Raspberry ice cream causes ripple of excitement
May 13, 2024 at 6:42 pm
Eurovision remains neutral as Switzerland wins song contest
May 13, 2024 at 6:42 pm
Councils flog tickets for General Election results announcements
May 13, 2024 at 2:13 pm
Sunak pledges daytime Auroras
May 13, 2024 at 11:19 am
Caption Competition: Friday 17th May
May 13, 2024 at 8:59 am
May 13th: World Cocktail Day (honest)
May 13, 2024 at 6:26 am
Panem et Circenses
May 13, 2024 at 6:26 am
Proposition that music unites people overlooks that it also divides
May 13, 2024 at 6:11 am
Labour’s six pledges: the first draft
May 18, 2024 at 10:59 am
Grammys introduces new "hold music" category
May 18, 2024 at 8:44 am
What powers will he unleash to save the country?
May 18, 2024 at 6:15 am
Floor of Commons renamed 'Rubicon'
May 12, 2024 at 6:30 pm
Pals with receding hairlines say they go back a long way
May 12, 2024 at 2:41 pm
Rutland demands its fair share of BBC spending
May 12, 2024 at 2:17 pm
Covid Marshals will become vigilante superheroes.
May 12, 2024 at 11:58 am
Warm fuzzy feeling traced to Conservative disarray
May 12, 2024 at 11:15 am
Tories lead UK to Eurovision Zero!
May 12, 2024 at 10:44 am
Strange colourful lights in the sky just seepage from ABBA hologram concert
May 12, 2024 at 8:41 am
Dog owner bound over after training pet to bite Daily Mail readers on arse
May 12, 2024 at 7:11 am
US says IDF may have breached humanitarian law using American weapons in Gaza
May 12, 2024 at 6:26 am
The coronal mass erection
May 12, 2024 at 6:26 am
No word for that thing where a gang springs their mate from a prison van
May 17, 2024 at 2:16 pm
Esther McVey still smarting after failing audition for Rainbow
May 17, 2024 at 11:00 am
Government bans transgander geese
May 17, 2024 at 6:26 am
Sunak instructs Border Control to attend House of Commons
May 11, 2024 at 2:11 pm
Starmer: 'Stop the boats... full of Tory defectors'
May 11, 2024 at 11:10 am
Hovercraft engineer accused of up-skirting
May 11, 2024 at 8:43 am
Starmer imposes pre-election curfew on Labour candidates
May 11, 2024 at 7:09 am
Eurovision: unanimous scores for trio with 'bewitching' melody
May 11, 2024 at 6:23 am
Choosing the best barber
May 11, 2024 at 6:23 am
Eurovision: "Not over until the bearded lady sings"
May 10, 2024 at 2:25 pm
Serial killer avoids jail by swapping party
May 10, 2024 at 2:13 pm
Netanyeehaa!
May 10, 2024 at 12:29 pm
Double whammy for the music world - Nicki Minaj retires & Mugabe dies
May 10, 2024 at 11:27 am
Meanwhile, in Ancient Greece ...
May 17, 2024 at 6:26 am
Heston’s new Summer range of ready meals sparks controversy
May 17, 2024 at 6:10 am
Esther McVey: 'Civil servants may only wear black, the colour of my soul'
May 16, 2024 at 2:00 pm
P&O bosses to pay staff 'in rum, sodomy and the lash'
May 10, 2024 at 11:13 am
Sacked tattooist drew on friends for support
May 10, 2024 at 8:26 am
Impoverished sado-masochist is strapped for cash
May 10, 2024 at 8:26 am
Straight man caught enjoying Eurovision
May 10, 2024 at 8:26 am
Trump responds to Stormy's belittling of his sexual prowess
May 10, 2024 at 6:27 am
A monk, a friar, and a rabbit walk in to a bar... must find out how to turn the autocorrect off
May 10, 2024 at 6:27 am
A minority of Landlords insist on ruining it for the rest by being decent
May 10, 2024 at 5:57 am
Genghis Khan defects to the Labour Party
May 9, 2024 at 2:14 pm
Everyone sitting in beer garden
May 9, 2024 at 10:59 am
Former Lib Dem Liz Truss crosses floor to Labour 'to complete the triple'
May 9, 2024 at 10:59 am
ITV admit Chlamydia Island spin-off not so popular.
May 16, 2024 at 11:27 am
Wild Swimming combines with Assisted Dying
May 16, 2024 at 11:15 am
A leaked conversation at a football pitch
May 16, 2024 at 6:26 am
In politics, expect the unexpecrickey!
May 9, 2024 at 9:02 am
Sunak having emergency surgery for gasted flabber
May 9, 2024 at 9:02 am
Tories ask, "Can we have our MP's back, please?"
May 9, 2024 at 9:02 am
A cunning plan?
May 9, 2024 at 6:31 am
Heavy traffic expected in the House of Commons
May 9, 2024 at 6:31 am
Sauron believed ready to cross the house
May 9, 2024 at 6:14 am
