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Trump assigns Neil Patrick Harris Secretary for Health
Today at 8:08 am
The planets have a meet up
Today at 7:25 am
Trump to release evidence of Flat Earth
Yesterday at 12:08 pm
In ‘ertford, ‘ereford, and ‘ampshire, ‘urricanes ‘ardly ever ‘appen: What became of Eliza Doolittle
Today at 7:25 am
Nigel Farage to have his arms firmly stapled to his sides
Yesterday at 1:10 pm
Mount Rushmore not big enough for Trump’s head
Yesterday at 1:10 pm
Melania releases range of kiss-proof hats
Yesterday at 1:10 pm
Edinburgh charges storm Eowyn £5 for visiting the city
January 24, 2025 at 10:42 pm
JFK Assassination files recovered from Trump’s bathroom
January 24, 2025 at 10:42 pm
Plans for new Christopher Robin book pooh-poohed
January 24, 2025 at 10:42 pm
Trump releases JFK Files
January 24, 2025 at 10:24 am
Who had Superman down as a Nazi?
January 24, 2025 at 7:22 am
Australian tailor is making great strides
January 23, 2025 at 6:54 pm
Have you submitted an incorrect tax return in error? Contact Dodgy Dave's now
Yesterday at 8:09 am
Were you a victim of storm Eowyn?
Yesterday at 8:09 am
Burns Night: Scots, Wha Hae!
Yesterday at 7:31 am
Trump to seize Stonehenge
January 23, 2025 at 6:54 pm
Harry gets his day in the sun
January 23, 2025 at 6:54 pm
It's never to late to learn about literature
January 23, 2025 at 7:23 am
Trump says climate activists will be burnt at the stake
January 22, 2025 at 8:24 pm
Space between Trump’s ears renamed Gulf of America
January 22, 2025 at 8:24 pm
Trump fails to stop war in Ukraine in one day
January 22, 2025 at 8:09 pm
UK commits to spending 5% of GDP on sarcasm over next four years
January 21, 2025 at 9:07 pm
Wealthy white South African male might be a bit racist shock
January 21, 2025 at 9:07 pm
Trump Makes America Gross Again
January 21, 2025 at 9:07 pm
Prostate examination stigma reduced by use of Flash mob.
January 21, 2025 at 12:10 pm
Concerns soothed during transit of Storm Eowyn
Yesterday at 7:31 am
Hospitals not overcrowded they are just popular.
January 24, 2025 at 12:10 pm
Driving Examiners to take over at the Treasury
January 24, 2025 at 11:10 am
Users go wild for new We Want Your Information App
January 21, 2025 at 11:13 am
At a Presidential press conference today
January 21, 2025 at 7:23 am
Silence is golden, but our eyes still see
January 21, 2025 at 7:23 am
Keir Starmer rebuts 'sprout eater' jibe
January 21, 2025 at 7:09 am
US celebrates Martin Luther King Day by electing misogynist, racist, climate-denying felon as POTUS
January 20, 2025 at 7:38 pm
Barnsley remote worker forced to come into office, shocked to find its in Singapore
January 20, 2025 at 7:38 pm
Fight Blue Monday with sharp scissors
January 20, 2025 at 4:10 pm
Make it all about TikTok, all the time, say news bosses
January 20, 2025 at 11:10 am
Caption Competition: Friday 24th January
January 20, 2025 at 10:13 am
Relief after 'big beast' metaphor saved from near-extinction
January 20, 2025 at 8:10 am
Home of the brave, land of the free, I don't wanna be mistreated by no bourgeoisie
January 24, 2025 at 7:22 am
Trump threatens to annex Love Island
January 24, 2025 at 7:09 am
Rumpy pumpy and hanky panky
January 23, 2025 at 7:25 pm
Trump's inauguration to be held indoors
January 20, 2025 at 7:23 am
American monster released on the world
January 20, 2025 at 7:23 am
Evolution going into reverse, says Attenborough. Also, Trump sworn in.
January 20, 2025 at 7:13 am
Tales of Olde Yarwick (& More)
January 19, 2025 at 6:53 pm
Trump - Facts Are Fake
January 19, 2025 at 3:52 pm
Groups of thirty illegal, unless you work in a school, casino or swingers party
January 19, 2025 at 1:40 pm
TikTok ban just second hand news
January 19, 2025 at 12:55 pm
Custard pies - do they strike you as funny?
January 19, 2025 at 12:55 pm
Recently discovered Unity Mitford diaries confirm Hitler had only one ball
January 19, 2025 at 12:55 pm
Elon Musk's Rocket Explodes in Huge Metaphor
January 19, 2025 at 12:11 pm
Trump University to reopen with new courses and promises not to be a massive scam
January 23, 2025 at 4:12 pm
Government to hold enquiry into enquiries
January 23, 2025 at 11:10 am
Conflict of interest denied as Donald Trump made head of prison service
January 23, 2025 at 8:09 am
How times change
January 19, 2025 at 7:25 am
Are you reading this, Rachel?
January 19, 2025 at 7:25 am
Babycham is not making a comeback
January 19, 2025 at 7:09 am
New obesity drug Fatibumbum announced
January 18, 2025 at 3:08 pm
Wicked Tories have stolen the economic growth lever, claim Labour
January 18, 2025 at 12:11 pm
Elon Musk buys Arsenal to piss Keir Starmer off
January 18, 2025 at 12:11 pm
Inventor of ultra-velcro said it was "hard to pull off"
January 18, 2025 at 10:13 am
Pretty chiropractor is turning heads
January 18, 2025 at 10:13 am
'Legalise Drugs' march to start at high noon
January 18, 2025 at 10:13 am
Matt Hancock’s mate from down the pub to run the BBC
January 18, 2025 at 8:11 am
An online purchase error in France
January 23, 2025 at 7:23 am
The 7 most annoying corporate phrases of 2025... so far
January 23, 2025 at 7:09 am
Make All Gulfs American
January 22, 2025 at 4:10 pm
A talent for circumlocution
January 18, 2025 at 7:24 am
David Lynch: dead at 78
January 18, 2025 at 7:24 am
Government seeks good looking female prison officers to put them out of prisoners’ league
January 18, 2025 at 7:08 am
MuskBot recalled for system upgrade
January 17, 2025 at 3:10 pm
Embalmer shows off extensive body of work
January 17, 2025 at 1:39 pm
David Lynch dies at 78 - Autopsy to last 3 seasons
January 17, 2025 at 1:39 pm
Water-cooler chats now actual chats about cool water.
January 17, 2025 at 1:10 pm
Peace in Gaza is just pieces
January 17, 2025 at 12:10 pm
Rules change for online porn leads to surge in fake IDs
January 17, 2025 at 9:25 am
Government not afraid to make roofless cuts to housing costs
January 17, 2025 at 9:25 am
UK signs 100 year treaty with no concept of time
January 22, 2025 at 11:11 am
Musk's 'roman' salute
January 22, 2025 at 9:13 am
UK Government finds huge amount of coins down the back of a massive sofa
January 22, 2025 at 8:11 am
Labour worried they may lose the grooming vote
January 17, 2025 at 9:25 am
Is 'Slugger' Amesbury's career as an MP over?
January 17, 2025 at 7:24 am
Brits still waiting for an anthem like La Marseillaise
January 17, 2025 at 7:24 am
Labour to massively expand in-patient mental care for its critics
January 17, 2025 at 7:09 am
Private Equity bosses admit they can’t run supermarkets
January 16, 2025 at 3:13 pm
Shock as woman buys Pomeranian but NOT as baby replacement
January 16, 2025 at 1:40 pm
Israel sneaking in a few strikes before last orders
January 16, 2025 at 9:46 am
Chagos - with or without the "g" ?
January 16, 2025 at 9:46 am
Trump pardons Elon Musk, just in case
January 16, 2025 at 9:46 am
Queen apologises for not bringing One's own booze
January 16, 2025 at 7:59 am
Try our range of formal, wide-brimmed hats
January 22, 2025 at 7:23 am
Fascists vent fury as Musk gets salute wrong
January 22, 2025 at 7:08 am
Trump pardons all registered Republican voters
January 21, 2025 at 4:16 pm
Shortage of brassicas anticipated this Spring
January 16, 2025 at 7:25 am
Nick-knocky-nick-nack, nick-knack-noo
January 16, 2025 at 7:25 am
UK economy now 90% AI, scented candles and OnlyFans
January 16, 2025 at 7:10 am
UK economy distances itself from Rachel Reeves
January 15, 2025 at 3:15 pm
Winner of Locomotive Driver Of The Year says he's well chuffed
January 15, 2025 at 1:42 pm
Keir Starmer introduces new Artificial Policies Initiative
January 15, 2025 at 12:13 pm
