The comedian talks big families, food deliveries, and his kids smugly beating him at Fortnight

Busy house? At the weekend it’s very rarely just us and the five kids. We’ll have nieces, nephews, my mum – up to 12 people. Our house on a Sunday is rammed.

How do you cope? My sons love Fortnight and I once thought I’d get involved. I asked my daughter, ‘Can you give me some help?’ She said: ‘Not really.’ I thought: ‘Thank you, the love of my life, my eldest daughter, for your input.’