Today’s tittle-tattle wants to use the word ‘snafu’ more in everyday conversation

The transfer window may have been quietly closed by a diligent employee of the Football Association who doesn’t mind working late because they’re a bit of a night owl, but plenty of mouths are still wide open, speculating about what will happen when the window reopens in the summer.

Newcastle quite like the idea of Bournemouth’s Justin Kluivert scoring more hat-tricks at St James’ Park and will move for him if Alexander Isak is tempted into the arms of another. Newcastle and Spurs also remain keen on Crystal Palace defender Marc Guéhi, who will have only one year left on his contract come the summer.