It’s one thing to yuck my yum – but to insist I should be punished for it invites my cheesy ire

Forget Greenland. A UK pizzeria, Lupa Pizza in Norwich, rendered itself the No 1 place on earth most deserving of hostile annexation this week when it announced a “taste tax” on one of its offerings.

In the past, wars have been provoked by a pig, cod, bird droppings, a bucket, someone’s ear and a pastry shop Promoted with the heft of the modern internet, Lupa’s reckless polarisation of the pizza may yet heave us into Ragnarök.