A new website allowing the public to submit ideas on how to improve the NHS has, of course, been flooded with ridiculous suggestions.

Senior keeper Jamie Mitchell keeps an eye on Dolly, a 122.6kg Galapagos Giant Tortoise, while she is weighed. Dolly is one of three of the endangered tortoises at the zoo, and weight training is an essential part of how vets and zookeepers keep an eye on the health of animals in their care.
A new website allowing the public to submit ideas on how to improve the NHS has, of course, been flooded with ridiculous suggestions.