We need to talk about motherhood again. I know, dear reader: a lot of ink has been spilt on this subject. Our uteruses and pelvic floor muscles have been described in great detail in literature; mom blogs warn us of a hundred and one potential dangers; other mothers literally never stop dragging out tips and tricks for naps, diaper rash and ear infections. As a new mother, you are inundated with information, and yet no one ever warned me that, by the way, I would never be the same person again.