Storm Eowyn is currently battering our islands, stretching the ropes on the battens that are straining on the hatches, Dorothy, Toto and the Scarecrow just sailed past my window in a Brown Wheelie bin the Lion and the Tin Man were hanging on for dear life to the back end of Glynda’s broomstick and the Royal Trampoline Formation Aerobatics team are currently doing a mad display over Stannington.