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There is a story about a wise old man who lived, many years ago, high in the Indian mountains. Every day the man ate the same food, not just the same breakfast or the same lunch but the exact same thing for every single meal, every single day, like Mariah Carey. He ate only this one thing, and though the precise details have been lost in the mists of time that thing was mainly rice so it was already quite boring – not just for him, but also for the person whose job it was to prepare his meals. Eventually the cook confronted him. “Why do you always eat the same thing?” the cook asked. “Are you not as bored of eating it as I am of cooking it?” The old man shook his head. “It is not the same food,” he said. “How can I eat exactly the same thing twice? Every day is different.”

I don’t really look at social media [abominations] or the media too much. Once I’m away from the pitch, I focus on enjoying myself and my family and friends, and I think that allows me to be at my best. It’s about having people around you that allow you to do that. Mine is also my dog [Brody]. When I come away from the pitch, I take the boys for a walk. They’re my little sons. That’s the way I look after myself and switch off” – Chloe Kelly tells Sophie Downey about how her family – and furry friend – help her cope with being in the spotlight now she’s back in the England fold.

Re: Memory Lane (yesterday’s Football Daily, full email edition). I reckon it must be Chelsea v Blackburn at Stamford Bridge on 31 January 2007. Chelsea won 3-0. They used to attack in those days, before José became a cantankerous old git” – Mike Grant (and a few other amateur sleuths).

May I suggest that could be Artur Jorge on the bench. I can’t find any evidence of Créteil, of whom he was then manager, having such a Blackburn-esque shirt although they do play in blue. FC Grenchen anyone? Do we care?” – Simon McMenamin.

Through some detective work with my colleague Adam Thoroughgood, we think we have identified what match the still on the Nokia N73 is from. We initially thought the wording on the bench said Chelseafc.com and was a still from a potential game against Blackburn, however as this would be a kit colour clash we couldn’t find a game where both Chelsea and Blackburn wore their home shirts. From Googling on kit websites I found that Porto wore a Blackburn-style half-white/half-blue shirt in the 2001-02 season. This led us to think the wording on the bench was Uefa.com so would be from a European game. Wiki told us José Mourinho became Porto manager in January 2002, which then limited it to four potential Big Cup games. We didn’t think it looked like the Bernabéu or Sparta Prague benches, and through watching the Panathinaikos game on YouTube, José’s coat looked too rain sodden in that game for it to be that one. So it leads us to believe the image of the handsome, resplendent-coat-wearing José on the Nokia is from Porto 1-2 Real Madrid on 27 February 2002” – Michael Pilcher.

You want us to identify a match from a blurry image on a near-20-year old phone? OK, go on then. The kit looks like Porto’s 2002 strip and I think it says Uefa.com at the back of the dugout so maybe a Big Cup match? I’m going to stick my neck out and say it’s Real Madrid v Porto on 19 February 2002. And the headless chap in the foreground is Carlos Secretário. Probably. The next mystery is why pick a four-year old photo to advertise a new phone” – Jon Gregory.