The comedian planned to tell the Beatle ‘something eloquent’ backstage – but wound up completely thrown

If you could change the size of any animal to keep as a pet, what would it be?

A tiny elephant, so tiny you could have it on your desk. I think that’d be great. You could put them in a bowl, and then they could spray water over themselves. It’d be a talking point.

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