Tasha Ghouri waltzed to the top of the leaderboard with this year’s first 9s, with Toyah Willcox and Paul Merson down the bottom. But as the public vote opens and the first elimination looms, who will be the first to get sent home?

Cue tension-building VT.

Charge your glasses and open a grab-bag of Monster Munch. We’re about to go over live to Elstree…