I remember writing a column a year or so ago about Chicago's needing to hire a plumber as mayor because the city was a toilet. So naturally, it was the perfect place to hold the DNC. Inside the convention center, when the Democrats weren’t lying through their teeth, they were emphasizing death via abortion, perversion through child mutilation, and vague references to a platform that included taxes on income not realized, and attacking the food industry that would most assuredly cause supply chain disruptions and lower quality products.