As globally-recognized celebrations go, it’s one of the more fantastic ones—which is to say it’s way more fun celebrating than World Pinhole Photography Day, Easter, or your least-favourite child’s/siblings’/parents’ birthday. 

Get your livers primed for Cinco de Mayo, which, once upon a time in these parts, meant two ounces of Potter’s Tequila, a generous squirt of ReaLime, and a teaspoon of Rogers' granulated sugar, iodized table-salt rim optional.